Studying while being bothered

Blake [blay-k'] (n.) - Creepy, late 20-ish white male in business attire who stares at you throughout his ENTIRE group lunch, and, as he leaves, proceeds to drop a paper with his name and number on it, expecting you'll call back

Avoid them like the PLAGUE, my friends

Nice guy with game (phrase) - Subject, male in this case, who, after a one night stand is way too nice and leaves his partner a little too attached. This is no fuck and run. It's fuck-talk-have-some-nice-convos-about-life-call-the-next-day-keep-in-touch-but- I'm-really-not-THAT-interested kind of stuff. Seriously, STAY AWAY





(what is this? NO idea. I think my ability to contribute should be shut down. permanently.)

Material is just Lacking right now, I apologize

Shrimp Enchilada [shhrimp' en'-che-lah'-dah] (n.) - 1. "What the hell is that? Megumi, are those your shrimp enchiladas? Go smell the refrigerator." 2. Some smelly but yummy meals that come out in excess from the Meg-Jar kitchen

*Sigh*

Domestic Penis [duh-mes-tik pee-nis] (noun) - 1. What is lacking in my life.

No More FOBS

International penis [in-ter-nash-uh-nl pee-nis] (noun) - 1. Don't trust it.

I Spread My Wings...

Kelly Clarkson [keh'-lee klark'-suhn] (proper noun) - 1) the name of a famous pop star that is currently being owned on Perezhilton.com 2) My new nickname that will forever be associated with the time Steve Carell got his monstrously hair chest waxed in that movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin. And remember? He was bleeding and stuff through his shirt afterwards. That's what I'll always think of now when I think about myself.

Typo

Frack [frak'] (expression) - Expletive, also known as FUCK