No More FOBS

International penis [in-ter-nash-uh-nl pee-nis] (noun) - 1. Don't trust it.

I Spread My Wings...

Kelly Clarkson [keh'-lee klark'-suhn] (proper noun) - 1) the name of a famous pop star that is currently being owned on Perezhilton.com 2) My new nickname that will forever be associated with the time Steve Carell got his monstrously hair chest waxed in that movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin. And remember? He was bleeding and stuff through his shirt afterwards. That's what I'll always think of now when I think about myself.

Typo

Frack [frak'] (expression) - Expletive, also known as FUCK

When You Need It the Most

Vibra [vai'-brah] (n.) - 1) A vibrator, or sex toy used to stimulate the female genitals for sexual pleasure 2) "I'm horny as fuck but I do have priorities," AKA sometimes you have to save your money to buy these damn things, because they're so fucking EXPENSIVE

Who is that?

Best Disguise Ever [behst diss-guyz' eh-vur] (phrase): Phrase used to describe what one should wear when avoiding awkward encounters with the opposite sex; the best disguise ever is NOTHING. Just wear nothing.



Note: There are many who deem this false. But many more would deem it true. So who knows? Why wear a disguise when you can wear absolutely nothing?

Say What!?

13579 [numbers] (adj.): This bit is made up of odd numbers, thus indicating the something is odd, or weird, or abnormal.

a) Goodness, can you stop!? You are SO 13579!

You'd Probably Die

Perpetual O [pur-pet'-too-uhl OH] (n.): A state of continuous, incessant orgasming. Although the details of how a person can achieve this are yet to be discovered, some experts think it to be potentially fatal

That's way too much.

Proportion-challenged [pruh-pawr-shun chal-inj-ed] (v.) 1. Inappropriate amounts of random food, usually perpetuated by Megumi. Please see Broccoli man. 2. May also refer to the nether-regions of the male sex. Could be a good or bad thing.

Wheee!

Swinging [swing-ing] (adj.) 1. As in, from Candice's nuts. 2. What happens when guys try too hard to holler, thus resulting in a block on gchat. Please see Druges.

a) "Fuck Cand! He's just swiiiinging from your nuts, ain't he?!"

And now, as a brief interlude....(don't read me)

DISCLAIMER [dis'-klay-mer] (n.):

If you've been offended by anything posted, we're sorry. Sorry that you stumbled across this and had to read it.

hahaha why even post a disclaimer!? who the hell cares


ok but really, we are Politically Correct people who just need an outlet for a little fun. this is so not serious/representative of our views! ENJOY!

Not Cute

Snaggle Tooth [snag-gul two-'th] (n.) 1) A wickedly fucked up and unattractive tooth (or teeth) often seen in females living in Japan 2) The reason why they are taught to cover their mouths when laughing 3) The antithesis of "Hella Danger Sexy" Please see Hella Danger Sexy

WORD OF THE WEEK

RIDICULOUS [ree-dik'-yoo-lus] (adj.): You're looking at it.

Don't Do It Kids, It Kills

Druges [droogs] (n.): A play off of the word "drugs," this is a code name used to describe a boy to avoid like the plague. Block him on gchat, if you have to

Make Me Come

Self-inflicted O [self-in-flik'-ted OHHHHH] (n.): 1) A new type of orgasm that sounds unusually painful 2) What Megumi wants and enjoys too much

Out of Control

Hella Danger Sexy [hell'-ah dayn'-jer sek'-see] (adj.): A mix of Carol Chan's legacy and sexiness, a phrase used to describe something that is so sexy it will blow your mind, like, LITERALLY Also see Self-inflicted O

Yummy in my Tummy!

Oyakodon [oh-yah-ko'-don] (n.): Literally meaning "parent-and-child donburi", a poetic name for a traditional Japanese chicken-and-egg rice bowl dish. Sample sentences as follows:
a) "My girlfriend cooked me oyakodon for dinner last night."
b) "DO YOU LIKE OYAKODON~???"

Where are you Looking

Lazy eye [lay'zee ai'] (n.): 1) A condition that results in the straying of an eye, thus confusing others as to where some people are looking. 2) A case of mistaken relationship with Rock Water Also see [CENSORED]

I go to skool

Well-educated [well-ed-fuck it, you know how to say it] (adj.): see Yuichiro Yamamoto

We're Just Reeeely Reeeeely Gooooood Looooking

Classweb [klass'-webb'] (n.): The second component of SSC to lab consultants, that claims to be extremely good looking and thus distracting, when in fact they are just disruptively distracting

Thar She Blows!!!

Inside gas [In-side gas] (n.): Mad furious gas trapped inside the stomach/intestines often experienced by Megumi.

Dentists are Fun

Yuichiro Yamamoto [yoo-ee'-chee'-ro yah-mah-mo'-toh] (Proper n.): Good looking, single male who may soon become a serial dater of 30 year old women

Old school? Or just sad.

da bomb [duh bom] (phrase): a saying for "cool" that was popular a few years back... not cool anymore... especially when used to hit on girls... like Candice

What ARE we!?

DTR [acronym] (v.): Stands for "Define the Relationship," a sometimes ridiculous concept that boys (and girls) sometimes feel they need to clarify before moving on in a dating-relationship. Especially ridiculous when repeated and yet unnecessary contact is consistently made, resulting in annoyance and severe irritation

Credit to Lisa Fu of NAPAWF

Here he comes to save the day!

Broccoli Man [Bra-co-lee Man] (n.): (1) The super hero aptly named by Candice. (2) The ridiculously large bunch of broccoli Megumi had for lunch.

It's All Around Me

Keyeauro [kai-au'-ro](n.): The aura of Keye Chen, master of Mr. Peepers impressions, that attracts women to him unexplainably

Beyonce's a Man

Bryonce [brai-on'-sey] (n.): The prospective name of the pop singer Beyonce, if she were ever to get a sex change. Originated from a gchat conversation, courtesy of Meg

Energy drinks make me crazy

Liptovitanian [Li-pto-vi-tay'-nee-an] (n.) : mispronounced, misspelled version of Lipovitan, the amazing energy drink from Japan that comes in packs of 6 at Nijiya or Marukai

Lipoviganian [Li-po-vai-ja'-nee-an] (n.): see above, plus vagina

Intro

Meg and Cand have SO much fun at SSC that we're sharing with some of you. But nobody's reading this anyway so yay us!

Contributions are welcome, i.e. Dawn OooooOOOooOoOoommmmmy gawd that feels good, Jen Mura Mura, Yuizzle, Mickazord (go go Power Rangers, duhn duhn duhn duhn duhn)....

This is our Dictionary.


EAT ME!