I Spread My Wings...

Kelly Clarkson [keh'-lee klark'-suhn] (proper noun) - 1) the name of a famous pop star that is currently being owned on Perezhilton.com 2) My new nickname that will forever be associated with the time Steve Carell got his monstrously hair chest waxed in that movie The 40-Year-Old Virgin. And remember? He was bleeding and stuff through his shirt afterwards. That's what I'll always think of now when I think about myself.